The Meta-Me toolkit
Each tool runs on its own subdomain and stands on its own. Together they share auth, theming, and a hub chat that can reach into all of them at once.
GroundedNinja
grounded.ninja
A dojo for the mind. Structured self-reflection exercises, AI-powered insight, and conversational wisdom from history's greatest thinkers. Three rooms (Mirror, Dojo, Compass) built for people who want to understand themselves more deeply and act with greater intention.

Knowledge Base
kb.meta-me.uk
An AI-powered research notebook. Ingest PDFs, web pages, YouTube, and Drive files. Chat with an assistant that only knows your documents. Comes with an MCP server so you can query and add to your knowledge base from the AI bot of your choice.
CRM
crm.meta-me.uk
The CRM that thinks between your visits. Built for indie operators — freelancers, consultants, solo founders, small teams. Talk to it after a call; it captures what happened, extracts what matters, surfaces what changed, and forgets the personal trivia it has no business remembering. No forms, no pipeline picklists, no algorithmic intimacy. Relationship care, not relationship management. Comes with an MCP server so you can work the whole thing from the AI bot of your choice.
Desk
desk.meta-me.uk
Your own AI agent, wherever you are.
Leave an agent running on your computer at home, then talk to it from your phone: in bed, on a walk, on the train. It does real work on that computer and keeps your conversations there, not in our cloud.
- Hands-free voice, phone in your pocket
- Runs on your own computers
- Android · iPhone · Mac · Linux

Keel
keel.meta-me.uk
Personal health tracker. Weight with a target-curve goal, voice-first pantry, Apple Health and Health Connect ingest, encrypted document vault for blood tests and scans, Gemini-powered health chat with pantry context.
Personal Finances
finances.meta-me.uk
Bring in bank statements (PDF from HSBC or Nationwide, or CSV from any bank) and every payment is sorted; see the year at a glance, get help with Self Assessment, and compare plans for the future. Statement files are read in your browser and never uploaded.
Analytics
analytics.meta-me.uk
See who visits your website, where they come from and what they read, with one line of code. No cookies and nothing stored in the visitor's browser, so no consent banner, and visits are counted with a code that changes daily, so no visitor can be identified.
Transcribe
transcribe.meta-me.uk
Audio to text to speech. Import or record audio, transcribe it with Meta-Me STT, edit the result as conversation Markdown, then re-voice any part of it with AI speech. For interviews, dictation, and turning a recording into something you can actually work with.
Sumi
sumi.meta-me.uk
A private studio for glowing, textured line-art scenes. Generate or pick an asset, style it — neon stroke, gradient, texture stencil, glow, draw-on animation — compose several as stacked layers, and export a self-contained animated SVG. Named after sumi-e, the single-stroke ink tradition.
Konte
konte.meta-me.uk
Konte is an agent-driven video studio taking an idea through script, storyboard and export. The agent drives the pipeline through the CLI while the app is the shared review surface — you research, greenlight, comment and approve, and it hands a near-finished cut to your editor. Named after コンテ, the Japanese word for storyboard.
Yume
yume.meta-me.uk
Yume feeds an image model its own output and films the drift. Long-running generation jobs run on your own hardware, storyboarded step by step as one continuous chain, and published with the full provenance of model and settings. Named after 夢, dream.

One subscription, every tool
£8/month unlocks every gated feature, across every app. Start with a 30-day free trial.
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