The Meta-Me toolkit
Each tool runs on its own subdomain and stands on its own. Together they share auth, theming, and a hub chat that can reach into all of them at once.
GroundedNinja
grounded.ninja
A dojo for the mind. Structured self-reflection exercises, AI-powered insight, and conversational wisdom from history's greatest thinkers. Three rooms (Mirror, Dojo, Compass) built for people who want to understand themselves more deeply and act with greater intention.

Knowledge Base
kb.meta-me.uk
An AI-powered research notebook. Ingest PDFs, web pages, YouTube, and Drive files. Chat with an assistant that only knows your documents. Comes with an MCP server so you can query and add to your knowledge base from the AI bot of your choice.
CRM
crm.meta-me.uk
The CRM that thinks between your visits. Built for indie operators — freelancers, consultants, solo founders, small teams. Talk to it after a call; it captures what happened, extracts what matters, surfaces what changed, and forgets the personal trivia it has no business remembering. No forms, no pipeline picklists, no algorithmic intimacy. Relationship care, not relationship management. Comes with an MCP server so you can work the whole thing from the AI bot of your choice.
Desk
desk.meta-me.uk
Chat to agents wherever they run — your own machines, or a safe cloud sandbox — each connected to the services you already use. Built for long-horizon projects: instead of one assistant answering one question, a fleet of agents carries the work alongside you, picking it up where you left it. Tree-structured sessions you can branch, fork, and rewind; 30+ model providers; tool extensions and skills you can write yourself. Reachable from any device, and on your own machines your secrets never leave them.
Keel
keel.meta-me.uk
Personal health tracker. Weight with a target-curve goal, voice-first pantry, Apple Health and Health Connect ingest, encrypted document vault for blood tests and scans, Gemini-powered health chat with pantry context.
Personal Finances
finances.meta-me.uk
Drag-and-drop bank PDFs, auto-categorised transactions, dashboards with merchant breakdowns and trend lines, retirement-planning scenarios, UK Self-Assessment-aware. Your data stays local.
Analytics
analytics.meta-me.uk
Privacy-first analytics across all Meta-Me tools. Visitor hashing, no cookies, no PII, no third-party tracking. Page views and custom events, self-hosted infrastructure.
Transcribe
transcribe.meta-me.uk
Audio to text to speech. Import or record audio, transcribe it with Meta-Me STT, edit the result as conversation Markdown, then re-voice any part of it with AI speech. For interviews, dictation, and turning a recording into something you can actually work with.
Sumi
sumi.meta-me.uk
A private studio for glowing, textured line-art scenes. Generate or pick an asset, style it — neon stroke, gradient, texture stencil, glow, draw-on animation — compose several as stacked layers, and export a self-contained animated SVG. Named after sumi-e, the single-stroke ink tradition.
Konte
konte.meta-me.uk
Konte is an agent-driven video studio taking an idea through script, storyboard and export. The agent drives the pipeline through the CLI while the app is the shared review surface — you research, greenlight, comment and approve, and it hands a near-finished cut to your editor. Named after コンテ, the Japanese word for storyboard.
Yume
yume.meta-me.uk
Yume feeds an image model its own output and films the drift. Long-running generation jobs run on your own hardware, storyboarded step by step as one continuous chain, and published with the full provenance of model and settings. Named after 夢, dream.

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